Katy Parker is probably like some person you already now…maybe your mom’s friend’s niece, or an employee at your local grocery store, restocking the soymilk shelf without grandeur. She has thoughts and feelings, which, to her, seem profound at times. She remembers meeting you at that one party eight months ago, and it’s totally fine if you don’t remember, because it was crowded and stuffy and loud in there anyway. She tries to be kind, creative and genuine, although it is difficult to be all of those things all the time. She thinks snacks are very important. She loves to write about herself in the third person. It is very fun for her.