Andy Kneis is a writer/comedian/human male living in Long Beach. He sometimes writes for Cracked.com, he sometimes stands up and does comedy, and other times he studies at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in LA. Or you can see other dumb jokes on his twitter @kneisage and a bunch of other things on his blog, andything.wordpress.com. One day, he will be a skeleton. Thanks for reading. We are now friends.